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Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:44 pm
by akirk
Horse wrote:akirk wrote: I already know the dodgy members (most of them!)
*Waves* cos you don't
Ahhh - little do you know
in the admin section we have an automated dodgy-o-meter
amazing how highly some folks score
will look forward to meeting those I haven't met yet!
Alasdair
Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:56 pm
by StressedDave
akirk wrote:...actually they are generally a mature (take that as you will!) bunch means that I can be very laid back about it - it pretty much self governs... but a formal organisation - no thank you!
Proof if any were needed that you don't know me...
Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:02 pm
by Mr Cholmondeley-Warner
Bloody attention-seekers
Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:43 pm
by StressedDave
From someone who drives a yellow Boxster
Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:55 pm
by akirk
StressedDave wrote:akirk wrote:...actually they are generally a mature (take that as you will!) bunch means that I can be very laid back about it - it pretty much self governs... but a formal organisation - no thank you!
Proof if any were needed that you don't know me...
on the basis that mature could be in the context of:
- wisdom
- age
- cheese
I think it probably applies to most
Alasdair
Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:11 pm
by hir
akirk wrote:Ahhh - little do you know
in the admin section we have an automated dodgy-o-meter
amazing how highly some folks score
Does the dodgy-o-meter work like some sort of forum-based average-speed-camera system whereby if I stop posting for a couple of weeks my score will go down to some sort of respectable level, like when I pull over onto the hard shoulder of the M25 for twenty minutes to bring my average speed down to a respectable 69mph?
If that's how it works, this will be my last post until 1st November. That's 2015, not 2016, just in case you were hoping.
Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:28 pm
by akirk
sadly not - it is simply deeply perceptive based on posts being put through an AI analyser and measuring the content for:
- humour (wit <---> sarcasm)
- intelligence
- originality <---> repeated content
- type of car driven
- area of country
- % of smilies against text
- complexity of words
- and a few secret ingredients
the whole thing bubbles away in a back room and then a random value is chosen!!!
Alasdair
Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:17 pm
by hir
akirk wrote::D sadly not - it is simply deeply perceptive based on posts being put through an AI analyser and measuring the content for:
- humour (wit <---> sarcasm)
- intelligence
- originality <---> repeated content
- type of car driven
- area of country
- % of smilies against text
- complexity of words
- and a few secret ingredients
the whole thing bubbles away in a back room and then a random value is chosen!!!
Alasdair
Phew! That's a relief, none of that applies to me.
Oh, yes, sorry, there is one factor isn't there. Something about percentages; which I never understood anyway!
(PS: Is this post OK?...
No! Don't come back until November the 1st, or ever, whichever happens to be the later, Ed.)
Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:19 am
by Carbon Based
Is it too late to keep this thread on track?
If not, then why doesn't IAM produce videos and quotes along the lines of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFy64_c6nLQ&sns=em - but aimed at improving driving skills before a problem/penalty occurs.