Anyone resigning from IAM now?

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Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?

Postby akirk » Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:44 pm

Horse wrote:
akirk wrote: I already know the dodgy members (most of them!)


*Waves* cos you don't :)


Ahhh - little do you know :D
in the admin section we have an automated dodgy-o-meter
amazing how highly some folks score :)

will look forward to meeting those I haven't met yet!

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Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?

Postby StressedDave » Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:56 pm

akirk wrote:...actually they are generally a mature (take that as you will!) bunch means that I can be very laid back about it - it pretty much self governs... but a formal organisation - no thank you!

Proof if any were needed that you don't know me...
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Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?

Postby Mr Cholmondeley-Warner » Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:02 pm

Bloody attention-seekers :roll:
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Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?

Postby StressedDave » Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:43 pm

From someone who drives a yellow Boxster :lol:
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Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?

Postby akirk » Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:55 pm

StressedDave wrote:
akirk wrote:...actually they are generally a mature (take that as you will!) bunch means that I can be very laid back about it - it pretty much self governs... but a formal organisation - no thank you!

Proof if any were needed that you don't know me...


on the basis that mature could be in the context of:
- wisdom
- age
- cheese
I think it probably applies to most :D

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Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?

Postby hir » Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:11 pm

akirk wrote:
Ahhh - little do you know :D
in the admin section we have an automated dodgy-o-meter
amazing how highly some folks score :)



Does the dodgy-o-meter work like some sort of forum-based average-speed-camera system whereby if I stop posting for a couple of weeks my score will go down to some sort of respectable level, like when I pull over onto the hard shoulder of the M25 for twenty minutes to bring my average speed down to a respectable 69mph? :D

If that's how it works, this will be my last post until 1st November. That's 2015, not 2016, just in case you were hoping.

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Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?

Postby akirk » Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:28 pm

:D sadly not - it is simply deeply perceptive based on posts being put through an AI analyser and measuring the content for:
- humour (wit <---> sarcasm)
- intelligence
- originality <---> repeated content
- type of car driven
- area of country
- % of smilies against text
- complexity of words
- and a few secret ingredients

the whole thing bubbles away in a back room and then a random value is chosen!!! :D

Alasdair

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Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?

Postby hir » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:17 pm

akirk wrote::D sadly not - it is simply deeply perceptive based on posts being put through an AI analyser and measuring the content for:
- humour (wit <---> sarcasm)
- intelligence
- originality <---> repeated content
- type of car driven
- area of country
- % of smilies against text
- complexity of words
- and a few secret ingredients

the whole thing bubbles away in a back room and then a random value is chosen!!! :D

Alasdair


Phew! That's a relief, none of that applies to me. :D :) ;) :( :o :shock: :? 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, yes, sorry, there is one factor isn't there. Something about percentages; which I never understood anyway! :oops: :oops: :oops:

(PS: Is this post OK?... No! Don't come back until November the 1st, or ever, whichever happens to be the later, Ed.)

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Re: Anyone resigning from IAM now?

Postby Carbon Based » Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:19 am

Is it too late to keep this thread on track?

If not, then why doesn't IAM produce videos and quotes along the lines of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFy64_c6nLQ&sns=em - but aimed at improving driving skills before a problem/penalty occurs.


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